How in gods name do you get yourself attached to a 55 gallon drum full of concrete at a pay by the “hour” parking garage. Business is bad for everyone, but do they really need to take cars hostage to “drum” up business.
Jun 282010
LOL I was driving home after a night of drunken debauchery and came across this jewelry store. I thought this was pretty freaking classic so I took some pictures of it. I’ve heard the Jews own everything and even “run Hollywood” according to Mel Gibson. I mean if anyone should know it would be Mel considering he actually filmed them killing Jesus.
So in typical JunkyFungus controversial style I present to you this perfect picture of a Memphis, TN jewelry store. Please enjoy and if you plan to use it please link back to my blog. Most likely I’ll be going to Hell anyway so in the words of the Grateful Dead: “At least I’m enjoying the ride!”
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I happened upon this article on Match.com when I logged into BuckyStars ATT wireless connect. Stupid landing pages, but hey what’s this? Usually I get annoyed that there’s a landing page in the first place. If I’m going onto the Internet at BuckyStars, its for damn sure I’m not looking to read their landing page. I mean really! What in tarnation could they possibly offer me that I would be interested in?
Well wouldn’t you know it just as I was hit my blog link all of a sudden I see a title that reads: How to prep your place for a date. Of course I had to go back and read what they had to say. I mean usually most “advice” sites are going to emasculate men into believing they need to be little wussies with no balls to get the job done. In most instances its exactly why men need dating sites in the first place. They do not have the social skills to pick up a woman in a normal social environment. As in face to face meet up like a bar, club, book store, coffee shop what not.
I do believe I owe an entire other post to the other extreme where some men are acting out aggressive fantasies on blogs of who they wish to be. Reading some “field reports” you would have to believe the man in question to be a God to pull off some of the crap I’ve read. But I digress this discussion for another time.
So I want to review this Match.com article piece by piece.
Make your space look appealing to the opposite sex…
This applies especially to men, whose pads often resemble frat houses filled with mountains of laundry, grime-covered sports gear and empty beer bottles. First, clean up the mess — laundry in particular. “I’ve always found that the scent of dirty, sweaty clothes permeates single men’s apartments, so when I first visited my now-boyfriend Kevin’s apartment, I was happy to see that he had a real laundry basket with a lid,” says Esther, 31. No need to buy a whole new set of furniture — folding a chenille blanket over the back of your austere leather sofa or adding some flowers can do wonders. “When I first saw my boyfriend’s place it was pretty unimpressive, but he had a vase of daffodils in the living room, which made a difference,” says one 25-year-old who prefers to remain anonymous. “It showed he knew how to make an effort and was willing to do so for me.”
For the most part I would agree with this section of the article. However being well-versed in the scientific appeal of pheromones having sweaty clothing around can help you in many instances. You don’t need your nasty encrusted underwear around. While having a place for laundry and keeping your love lair clean it is also important to not make it sterile. I went over a friends house once and the place looked like it was devoid of any personality. It seemed like books and pictures were strategically hung and placed to bring up conversations. While normally this is a very good idea, these things need to have “VALUE” to you and not just be crap you read about in some PUA forum somewhere. Don’t get a book on magic or hypnosis or whatever unless it is something that you have read and are interested in. Another; don’t be a faker, woman can sense when all you are trying to do is impress them. While it might make an initial impression you are sure to be sleeping alone if that’s all its for. The impression should come from the interest it provokes, initially from the item, but the real interest should be directed towards you for being an interesting person for reading this to begin with.
I totally disagree with the flowers crap. What are you a freaking girl or a man? Holy freaking crap are you serious? Flowers? An interesting center piece is what you need. Get yourself some really cool art as a center piece, maybe some candles, scented if you really must cover the smell but remember your pheromones are important. Have a bowl with assorted items that have been left by other women. It’s a GREAT little “pre-selection” switch flipper when a woman sees an earing or thong, or a shoe in the bowl. Whats that, inevitably she will ask? Oh that’s the bowl with a sly smile and move on. I just asked the Barista Melissa at BuckyStars, a cute girl, what she would think if she walked in to see flowers on the table of a guy she is dating. Her response: “He’s either married or gay!” Come on guys, don’t be that guy. The chick who wants to remain anonymous who was impressed by the guy making an effort, most likely is the chick I’ll be doing later on tonight.
Edit what’s on your bookshelves: And while you’re at it stash away your masculinity. When I read this I almost spit out my coffee and started cursing. Who the fuck wrote this crap anyway I asked? The by line reads Celeste Perron. Of course you should hide away all your books with beautiful women and interesting male articles in them. My God you wouldn’t want the woman over your apartment to think you look at other women. While you’re at it you might want to tie your dick and balls between your ass-cheeks and wear a dress! I mean God forbid you give her the idea you might be interested in hot bodies and women in lingerie. Isn’t it funny that whenever I have woman over they always pick up my copies of Maxim or FHM before anything else. It’s a damn good way to let you know if she might be interested in a little kinky threesome fun too.
The rest of it seems like OK for the most part, but holy BeJezus I can almost feel my masculinity ripping out of my soul and being dragged across the floor. Sometime in the future I’ll do an entire post dedicated to how you should hook up your apartment to make it into your very own Love Lair.
Rock on dudes!
Enough is Enough Obama! WTF are you doing in DC entertaining when peoples lives are ruined and our gulf is being destroyed. Everyday dolphins are washing up on the shores of our coast covered in oil gasping for the last breath before they die. The Gulf is dying while you throw a party for Paul McCartney.
BP continues to dump toxic chemicals that, by all accounts, are so deadly there is now concern if its evaporated into the clouds it will KILL everything in its path. Yes this does include humans!
All pictures of the spill need to be smuggled out and certain “persons” are blocking all photography of the spill. I did a Google search on the spill and nothing is coming up. We are talking Google for fucks sake. Why is that Mr. Obama? Are people going to start disappearing too, threats, lies, deceit and all the while you’re chumming up with Sir McCartney.
Bush let New Orleans die, and some say it was due to race. It’s WEEKS later and millions of gallons of BP oil have already stained our country. I wonder just what the racial makeup of the people most effected. I can almost bet we are talking a predominantly “Caucasian” makeup of the people who will suffer the most. I’m guessing race is an issue and that is sad.
Jun 012010
I’ve been reading a lot again about PUA and social skills and I’m currently updating my arsenal. Roissy is a constant in my daily attributes to the well to pay homage to those I believe and trust in. Life is good so why would I want anything else anyway?
Whenever I go onto a nutritional lifestyle change I’ve determined the only real way to stick to it is if I cook for the week. This way there is no temptation to eat junk food or anything not on the lifestyle plan because I’m hungry and need a quick fix. So today I cooked a grilled chicken breast with Paprika and garlic chicken salad with onion and celery and mayo. MMM good-I hope.
I also cooked some 80% lean ground beef mixed with cheese, bacon and salsa and I have some quickables like lunch meat and sugar free jello.
May 272010
I’ve been hitting the gym up everyday for the past 8-9 months. Progress is made daily, but sometimes I can kick myself for the
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making stupid decisions that ultimately effect my progress. So here’s what I am going to do, I’m taking a picture everyday and posting it. Just to document my daily progress and what I’m doing.
Todays picture is brought to you by BuckyStars in Millington. Nothing really going on today here, but one cutey with a guy was already in and out. I didn’t do anything because my mind stopped me from having a good time. Right when I took this picture a really hot babe walked in and my eyes went right to her. When I got a closer look I would say she was underage but again my mind prevented me from having a good time.
I’ve started reading Magic Bullets again as Savoy is now posting over at Patalk. Some members have been reporting him as SPAM and sure why not, in reality he kind of is, but who cares? His posts add value and might benefit some beta boys. There’s lots of them too., but for the most part many of them at least recognize it and are taking steps to make life better by making changes.
I’ve been working my ass off to make changes too. Hitting the gym like a maniac, watching the diet, working on my tan and kicking up my personal development studies. Currently going through a comprehensive course on Hypnotherapy and my God man I am great at hypnotizing people. I even use it and tell the ladies I’m going to hypnotize you into having sex with me and they beg me to try. If they only fucking knew what I have done and sure as birds fly they end up in my bed soon after. Life is good, is yours?
May 182010
I’ve been thinking about writing but I do so much of it at my job, that I sometimes just don’t have the ambition to blog anything. I’ve changed over the last year and now I do quite a few things differently then I used to. I have decided to do some serious gaming though, so that should add a bit of flair to the diary of a junky. It infects my life and sends me into bliss so that I may not escape. Ahh life is tremendously good right now for me. I am in such a good place with myself.
Where as most Americans felt the pinch of High-Premiums for work-sponsored, small family size, health-care. The current rate is averaged at $19,300 per family (AHIP) which will indeed benefit from the $100 per year average savings of the new law (AHIP). Unfortunately the cost was not only burdensome, but plainly “out of reach” for many families.
It was either bread or a trip to the emergency room where bills could go unanswered or paid at extremely low payments. After breaking my hand, I paid the hospital $20 a month until such time it was paid. They gladly accepted which was awesome at the time. I got the emergency treatment I needed and didn’t have to pay a dime, just like the illegals. Of course I want to point out that illegal aliens will continue to get emergency room treatment for free. I am sure, all will be happy. The new law also ensures the hospital gets paid too, because where as before your family had a hard choice to make – food or health-care, now the US government has made that decision for you. With the passage of this bill you are NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, to buy and maintain health-care for your family. Just like care insurance, but regardless if you have a car or not you will be required to send the IRS a monthly payment for your new and improved health-care.
But the good news is that you can keep your children on your family health-care plan up until they are 26. With most colleges and universities requiring at least supplemental health insurance from the parents and together with their insurance would suffice to cover the student. Colleges and universities will no longer need to provide any insurance except to require all students to have parent sponsored comprehensive insurance. This will be a huge windfall to institutes of higher education. Again being the positive thinker I am, seeking the best in everything I point out that you will not have this decision to make anyway. Like I wrote in the above paragraph: With the passage of this bill you are NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, to buy and maintain health-care for your family. In reality there was no money left over for food let alone saving for something as frivolous as college. After all who wants to be a doctor or engineer anyway?
Well then again you could always invest into Wall Street, which I will not get into on its own merits, but please remember that the NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, health-care bill taxes all investment income a sizable 4%. Oh well you could always just kill off junior and at least the NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW health-care bill will pay for the abortion. While I understand completely that your religious beliefs forbids an act as egregious as murdering an innocent child in the safest of all places; the mothers womb, you are NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW to forgo your religious belief under, the you guessed it: NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW health-care bill! Well everyone except the Quakers of Pennsylvania. Anyway you would save yourself thousands of dollars if junior had never been born anyway.
But like I said, now you won’t have to worry about not having health-care for the family. This leads me to believe the Hospitals will actually get paid and that might be another benefit. You need to first realize though that the money you are NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW to pay the IRS will NOT be available to your family for at least four years. Your diet and health should be OK since the money you would have used to purchase nutritional foods is now being sent to the IRS as a monthly payment for unavailable health-care. You can use what little money you have to eat junk food and empty filler foods with full confidence that in four years you will have full medical coverage. The best news yet is that over these next four years all illegal aliens will be covered and are not required to pay anything. You will be happy to know that as good citizens and benevolent Americans your required payment for health-care to the IRS as NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW over the next four years will pay for their care. God Bless America!
I’ve heard that doctors, regardless of their specialty, will all get paid the same. If this is true, and I certainly hope it isn’t, this speaks socialism loud and clear Mr. Osama, oops I mean obama. I see the imminent decline of passion and incentives to drive forward the science. I am really trying to stay positive and point out all the benefits of health-care however this one is frightening if true.
OK, OK lets move on to the most important thing this great nation needs the most, right now: the creation of jobs. With small business with 50 or more employees now forced to pay for comprehensive health-care insurance for all employees, we can count on the government to help out. Each business will receive up to a 35% tax credit from the IRS, the same guys who will be collecting their monthly health-care payments, NOW REQUIRED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. Sounds like good logic that if you are a small business struggling to stay afloat in hard-times force you to pay for insurance for those lousy-no-good extra employees that bring the count over 49 anyway. I mean think how easy that was to get rid of the dead weight you were carrying around just trying to help the economy out by keeping them in the first place. After you fire them you’ll feel so much better since now you will be exempt from the health-care forced payments and you got rid of 8-9 employees. If every small company in America did this we would up the unemployment up by about 4-8 % more. Wait a minute that’s not a good thing is it?
There’s just too many wonderful aspects to this bill that my mind is boggled by its massiveness to go on. I’ll leave you with this though: God Bless America.
Sorry for the slight delay, I have lots of projects all happening at once
This part we cover: The value of EGO and being selfish. Words and actions that make us very much who we are and how to successfully navigate through life. We all have advantages and disadvantages in our lives. Some are born with tremendous opportunity in a particular area, but that does not negate the value of someone not born with that particular opportunity. Having an EGO is good and needed.
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