I was at Barnes and Nobles this Saturday working on day game with my wing. I ran across a real sweetheart that worked there named Jaqueline when i asked if she could assist me in finding a book. She dutifully walked me to the area where it was located and I cracked a cocky funny joke and she didn’t even crack a smile.
I asked her why she didn’t think my joke was funny, not in an attempt to seek a reaction, but because I was curious as to why she didn’t laugh. She said that she didn’t find humor as something that funny. I tried to dig deeper and she said she only found British humor to be funny. I plowed on but she ejected and left me stumped. It was then that i realized how freaking cute she was. It’s always those that piss us off that we want more of.
Today I returned to the store to seek out another book and I specifically asked if she was there. I was told yes. I went to the counter and started a dialogue again and she pretty much cut me off at the knees. She said it wasn’t that she didn’t like humor it was that she didn’t find me to be humorous. Ouch! I ejected and now I can’t get that little vixen off my mind.


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