Long interaction before hand that I’m too lazy to write about, but I was in a cigar store next to a cleaners in Arlington today.Cute girl buying smokes, I tell her she should quit. She asked why and I say because I don’t like to kiss on girls who smoke. She says who says that I’m going to kiss you. I re frame it accusing her of wanting to kiss me. Call her a pervert and tell her to stop looking at my ass.
She is cracking up and said something about not being able to control herself. We banter some more and she said something about how if only my pants were blocking her view. I say what am I going to get if they weren’t on, with a big smile and pretending I was going to drop them right there in the tobacco store.
I could see the owner guy was like what is this crazy guy doing in my store. He probably would have gone Jihad on me if I didn’t buy my cigars there often.
She said you probably get a kiss to start. I said see there you go again thinking I even want a kiss from you. I then proceed to tell her she probably wasn’t even a good kisser anyway.
I guess she got tired of qualifying cause she went in for the kiss on my cheek it looked like and I pulled away and said whoa girl, hands off, I’m not some cheap fluzey you know.
I could see she was shocked that I wouldn’t let her kiss me. I back up and say well I guess you did earn a look anyhow and right there in the cigar store dropped my pants and turned around and smacked my ass. Yeah I was wearing boxers, but shit it was crazy thing to do and I freaking did it.
The owner was like OMG! She was laughing started hooting and hollering.
Anyway to make a long story short she is married, but I did end up getting a kiss from her. I didn’t get the number, but it was freaking fun.
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