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		<title>So I&#8217;ve been Debating what to do with JunkyFungus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been operating this blog for many years now. While the first post archived is from April of 2007, this blog goes back several years before that. Unfortunately do to a mod gone haywire and failure to backup at the time several years were lost. I&#8217;ve come to the proverbial crossroads in my life where <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2011/01/11/so-ive-been-debating-what-to-do-with-junkyfungus/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been operating this blog for many years now. While the first post archived is from April of 2007, this blog goes back several years before that. Unfortunately do to a mod gone haywire and failure to backup at the time several years were lost. I&#8217;ve come to the proverbial crossroads in my life where I know what direction I am to go, and the path will always lead me to the road less traveled but all the same, the choice looms in front of me.</p>
<p>I find myself wanting to apologize for the lack of months upon months of seemingly disinterest when it is far from the reality. I have been going through something and while it seems as if my posts have vanished, in retrospect, I needed this time to get myself in order.</p>
<p>The good news is I&#8217;m back and even if I have to comment on everyday stupid stuff, by all things Pink, Squishy, Wet and Warm I&#8217;m going to comment. Enjoy:)</p>
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		<title>OK&#8230;what the hell is this about?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How in gods name do you get yourself attached to a 55 gallon drum full of concrete at a pay by the &#8220;hour&#8221; parking garage. Business is bad for everyone, but do they really need to take cars hostage to &#8220;drum&#8221; up business. Related Posts:This Sign About Sums Up Life! Jew DiamondsCooking for the Week <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2010/06/28/ok-what-the-hell-is-this-about/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>How in gods name do you get yourself attached to a 55 gallon drum full of concrete at a pay by the &#8220;hour&#8221; parking garage. Business is bad for everyone, but do they really need to take cars hostage to &#8220;drum&#8221; up business.</p>
<p><a href="http://junkyfungus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMG_0299.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-402" title="Parking" src="http://junkyfungus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IMG_0299.jpg" alt="" width="1600" height="1200" /></a></p>
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		<title>This Sign About Sums Up Life! Jew Diamonds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL I was driving home after a night of drunken debauchery and came across this jewelry store. I thought this was pretty freaking classic so I took some pictures of it. I&#8217;ve heard the Jews own everything and even &#8220;run Hollywood&#8221; according to Mel Gibson. I mean if anyone should know it would be Mel <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2010/06/15/this-sign-about-sums-up-life-jew-diamonds/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>LOL I was driving home after a night of drunken debauchery and came across this jewelry store. I thought this was pretty freaking classic so I took some pictures of it. I&#8217;ve heard the Jews own everything and even &#8220;run Hollywood&#8221; according to Mel Gibson. I mean if anyone should know it would be Mel considering he actually filmed them killing Jesus.</p>
<p>So in typical JunkyFungus controversial style I present to you this perfect picture of a Memphis, TN jewelry store. Please enjoy and if you plan to use it please link back to my blog. Most likely I&#8217;ll be going to Hell anyway so in the words of the Grateful Dead: &#8220;At least I&#8217;m enjoying the ride!&#8221;</p>
<p>For full size please click the thumbnail:)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Memphis Jeweler" href="http://junkyfungus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Memphis-Jewelry.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-398" title="Memphis-Jewelry" src="http://junkyfungus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Memphis-Jewelry.jpg" alt="Memphis Jeweler" width="1505" height="700" /></a></p>
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		<title>A Long Strange Journey-But Oh What Fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate my big 42nd birthday, its tough for me to even fathom my age, a camping trip to the most wonderful, bestest place on all this Earth: Spring River, just outside of Mammoth Springs Arkansas, the other Kansas. Related Posts:Road Trip: SteveO Log 1My Fourth of July FireworksBristol VAWorking out: The natural pick me <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2009/09/09/a-long-strange-journey-but-oh-what-fun/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>To celebrate my big 42nd birthday, its tough for me to even fathom my age, a camping trip to the most wonderful, bestest place on all this Earth: Spring River, just outside of Mammoth Springs Arkansas, the other Kansas.</p>
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		<title>Good Love Is Hard To Find</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The old Tom Petty song&#8230;anyone remember? I know its late and perhaps I&#8217;m tripping on Shrooms, but I&#8217;m replacing the word love with nail clippers. It isn&#8217;t really funny because its 3:41 A.M. and I just got back from a night at the Flying Saucer with my favorite wingman and the only thing I can <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2009/07/18/good-love-is-hard-to-find/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p><FONT SIZE="3">The old Tom Petty song&#8230;anyone remember? I know its late and perhaps I&#8217;m tripping on Shrooms, but I&#8217;m replacing the word love with nail clippers. It isn&#8217;t really funny because its 3:41 A.M. and I just got back from a night at the Flying Saucer with my favorite wingman and the only thing I can think of when I get home is: My favorite nail clippers which I misplaced.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had these nail clippers for MANY years and a good pair is hard to find. These suckers cut just perfect and you don&#8217;t even need a Emory board afterward.  I mean who can truly say they don&#8217;t absolutely love a good pair of nail clippers and have hung on that pair like a wife? It&#8217;s late so good night and I love you all. Each and every one of you for whatever thats worth, but as long as we are clear, just not as much as I love my Basset nail clippers. Made in the USA<3<3<3<3<3<3   </FONT></p>
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		<title>Jacko leaves himself to Lego Corp</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles Police reveal SHOCKING Michael Jackson child pornography plot! In a scandalous development the Los Angeles District Attorney has learned that Michael Jackson, in his last will and testament, has left himself to the Lego Corporation. It has been determined that Jackson, known to have undergone extensive plastic surgery, is 98% plastic. In the <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2009/06/27/jacko-leaves-himself-to-lego-corp/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;">Los Angeles Police reveal SHOCKING Michael Jackson child pornography plot! In a scandalous development the Los Angeles District Attorney has learned that Michael Jackson, in his last will and testament, has left himself to the Lego Corporation. It has been determined that Jackson, known to have undergone extensive plastic surgery, is 98% plastic. In the conditions of his will, Jacko will be melted down into the beloved Lego toy and only sold to boys under the age of 12. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">A District Attorney source, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that it will be the only time Michael Jackson will be able to have little boys everywhere play with him without fear of lawsuit. Looks like Jacko is having the last laugh on us and he didn&#8217;t even have to entice anybody with large sums of money. In fact he most likely will be coming out on top in more ways that I care to comment on.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Lego company spokespersons say the toy will not create any type of chocking hazard but are recommending parents thoroughly wash the toy after each use. When asked what color the Jacko Lego will be the company spokesperson said: &#8220;White, of course!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>A parody by JunkyFungus: This is a fictitious news story and is only a joke and not meant to be taken serious at all.</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Life is Fun, is yours?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day in the mall I was searching for the perfect present for a &#8220;friend.&#8221; I ended up in Victoria’s Secretes looking for those cheeky shorts. It never even crossed my mind that I should be embarrassed about being in there. There are a lot of babes that shop in there and then on <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2008/12/17/life-is-fun-is-yours/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p><FONT SIZE="3">The other day in the mall I was searching for the perfect present for a &#8220;friend.&#8221; I ended up in Victoria’s Secretes looking for those cheeky shorts. It never even crossed my mind that I should be embarrassed about being in there. There are a lot of babes that shop in there and then on the other hand, there are women who have no right in spandex, let alone cheeky shorts. By all things Pink and Squishy may the God of all things bad and corrupt strike down those who who would break this universal Karmic Law and infest their pubic hairs with green fungus. Let&#8217;s get this straight, I am not talking about the fungus of a Junky, but that fungus you might only find in a fatties crotch. Disgusting!</p>
<p>OK back to the pleasantries of the babes of Victoria’s Secrets. I was in the mall doing some last minute shopping and asked a friend if he wanted to head over to Vicky&#8217;s. I was surprised that he said he felt intimidated by the store. I certainly can feel his anxiousness as I have approach anxiety more often than I like to admit. The good news, at least for me, is that I actually found a valuable lesson to be learned here. Now something like walking into a frilly girly-girl store like VS, is not a big deal at all to me. To my friends walking up to a babe and gaming here is not a big deal to them either.</p>
<p>The lesson is, why should life be anything less than fun? Like who cares if you&#8217;re approaching a babe, just do it, get out there, smile and have fun doing everything. The passionate man, who is confident does not fail. He sees an opportunity to move forward and enjoy every interaction as its the most important one of his life. He radiates with knowledge, willing to share, to learn, to experience. I am that passionate man and you can be too.</p>
<p>I was a bit unsure of what type of panties my friend wanted so I asked the lady if she had boy shorts. She took me over to a pair of daisy duke shorts and I was like eheh! OK so that&#8217;s what I was sure they would be called, so we looked in another place. I explained they were lacy, satiny, sexy and almost like a thong but really accentuated my chicks fine little butt. Oh you need the other side of the store. I was thinking we were in the Pink section, so now I need to go to the other side! Holy wow, if the other side was more racy than this side than this only proves that most women want more sex than men. There is a GOD!</p>
<p>She passes me off the Britney, a really cute blond, but aren’t they all cute at VS. OK I will admit, what in fucks sake is the idea to dress them up in all black? I mean in my vision of a good business plan would be to dress them up like school girls in plaid shorts, just a little to short and white shirts with just a tad few buttons buttoned. Perfect and sexy, innocent, sweet, but saucy on the inside. The world would be a much better place with me behind the wheel.</p>
<p>I tell Britney what I&#8217;m looking for and then notice she&#8217;s carrying a bag. I neg her about it, something I call a neg stack. I basically neg the hell out of hired guns, until they either do good work, or are just about to cry.  I get them s fired up to do good for this amazingly picky customer, who is confident and passionate. They do everything to appease me. When finally they do something OK and they are at their breaking point, the Kino wrap of my arm around their waste is so easy. I pull them in, they rest their head on my shoulder and I say, OK, you&#8217;re going to make it. I like you, because you try harder than those other girls. Man they eat it up. I get numbers and more off hired guns than any other set I open. Golden:~)</p>
<p>Anyway, Briteny worked out pretty well and worked hard to appease me. It just makes it that much easier to neg her harder when she messes up. Finally after much describing these panties on my behalf a light-bulb went off and she was like OH you mean Cheeky&#8217;s. Ummm like sure. So there they are and its exactly what my friend wears. OK yeah that&#8217;s them and there&#8217;s a sale going on. Buy two get one free. I love sales, especially when women&#8217;s panties are ridiculously priced. $16 a pair of panties!</p>
<p>Britney asks me her size and here we are at another road block. Of course I know her size, but life is fun, so I say hmm let me see and start to look around at chicks. She sees me and is like well is she my size? I&#8217;m like no, she is really skinny. She gets a crossed look on her face, and believe me Britney was far from fat. I crack a smile and she punches me in the arm, well it was more like a girly slap. I have her eating out of my hand.</p>
<p>Next roadblock: She&#8217;s laying them out side, by side asking what I think and I&#8217;m at a loss. I&#8217;m like totally undecided and ask Britney if maybe she can model them. She laughs and says that VS, doesn&#8217;t allow them too. OK who said we have to do it here. She says, almost in a whisper, like she was being bad, what about your girlfriend? I say, girlfriend, like I&#8217;m a bit shocked. Oh no, these are for my grandma. OK now she is laughing.</p>
<p>I get another bright-fun idea and actually say, ooh I know. I crumple up a pair and toss it on the floor and say oh that&#8217;s much better. I like those. Britney says, Oh no you just didn&#8217;t! Two blond girls behind me see this and are laughing loud. I start crumpling and tossing, No to that, yes to that, before you know it the two girls behind me are helping. Britney and them are taking them and spinning on there fingers and I end up with panties tossed in my face and on the floor. It was very fun.</p>
<p>Sometimes just a small shift in how you think is all it takes. I went to have fun and everything else fell into place.<FONT></p>
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		<title>The Funniest thing Ever: The Front Fell Off!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cousin Rick sent this to me and it is just to freaking funny Related Posts:Harnessing Inner Game Part 4Harnessing Inner Game Part 7Harnessing Inner Game Part 6Harnessing Inner Game Part 5Harnessing Inner Game Part 3Powered by Contextual Related Posts]]></description>
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<p><FONT SIZE="3">My cousin Rick sent this to me and it is just to freaking funny</FONT></p>
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		<title>I’m a funny man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Wednesday I did stand-up at Comedy TN and all-in-all it was a good first attempt at it. The funny thing was I only prepared about an hour before hand and I had tons of stuff I was going to improv in between my prepared stuff. As I was on stage I found it difficult <a href='http://junkyfungus.com/2007/07/12/i%e2%80%99m-a-funny-man/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>On Wednesday I did stand-up at Comedy TN and all-in-all it was a good first attempt at it.</p>
<p>The funny thing was I only prepared about an hour before hand and I had tons of stuff I was going to improv in between my prepared stuff. As I was on stage I found it difficult to remember the prepared stuff and focused so much on remembering it that I totally spaced on all the improv stuff.</p>
<p>You would think that 5 minutes on stage is not a whole lot of time, but it truly is. My entire routine lasted only about 2 minutes. There were long pauses in there too.</p>
<p>I felt very comfortable on stage though. I wasn’t nervous at all. The biggest challenge is not being able to see the audience as the lights are so freaking bright. So instead of being able to visualize the audience response to your routine, you need to be able to hear audibles like there laughter. Believe it or not I felt that was the challenge, because I was focused on trying to bring out my routine in my thoughts while listening for laughter cues. In essence this can actually broaden your PUA skills, by becoming cognizant of audible cues. Sometime you wont get visual IOI’s in a set, but if you can recognize voice patterns you could master PUA.</p>
<p>In every aspect of life PUA skills become more evident as self-improvement skills which transcend all layers of social dynamics.</FONT></p>
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