» blog http://junkyfungus.com Tue, 31 May 2011 19:05:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 It’s on, it’s always on! http://junkyfungus.com/2008/12/29/its-on-its-always-on/ http://junkyfungus.com/2008/12/29/its-on-its-always-on/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:24:16 +0000 SteveO http://junkyfungus.com/?p=190 [...]]]>

With the PUA show on VH1 I think more and more guys are calling themselves PUA’s and many more guys are actually concerned about all the press. Maybe they are believing that the show will blow their cover. I’m really not sure, but I do know, if you are worried about it you don’t need to be. For one you are not a PUA if you’re worrying and numero two, you’re a BIG beta and therefore not a practicing PUA and again, no need to worry.

To be a PUA, your game needs to be on all the time. There can be no time where you want to go out to the bar just to have a beer. There is no time like the present time and as a PUA if you see a babe are you realy going to turn off game? I mean what if she turns out to be the woman who you love the most? Game is on all the time and therefore so is Pick-Up.

The rest of this blog got cut off last night because of my TERRIBLE Internet connectivity using AT&T 3G Wireless card for the Mac. I pay $78 a month for 3G service and it is not good. I apologize to my loyal readers who put up already with my slow coming blog posts already. It’s a shame because I had some good stuff to report. I’ll do my best to recapture what I wrote again.

Usually when I begin a blog I have no idea what for it will take, until well after I start. Last night was not the exception, but here’s what happened. I was drinking my drink at the local BuckyStars, where more often than not I find these blogs get written. It was Monday and I was feeling a bit low since there is no more Monday Night Football. I love the NFL, in case you haven’t figured that out yet. I even love it although I know its all fixed. I met a player and we became friends, and still are to this day. I’ll call him “Fred” to conceal his identity, but he plays for Miami and is having a stellar year so far. Anyway I was almost certain the NFL was fixing games, too much collusion regarding point spreads and weird officiating calls. Anyway we got drunk and he confirmed it all. Ahh maybe he was just messing with me;)

So last night, I’m sitting writing my blog and my connection kept going out on me. All of a sudden a very slim and short little babe walks in. She’s wearing a sweater jacket and its covering up her perfectly formed babe body. Damn, this is why I am always dressing and prepared. I always believe you have to always be on and hence the title of my blog. So she orders her drink and starts looking through the barrel of monkeys by the register. I am really unsure why my BuckyStars has a barrel of stuffed monkeys but for heavens sake I love that barrel. It gives me a big chuckle whenever I see it.

Now, I’m sitting in the corner by the fireplace at a table with access to power. All of a sudden my brunette little babe walks up to the shelf next to me. I look up from my Mac like I’m annoyed by her. I get a smirk and say something totally ridiculous. You wont find a barrel of monkeys over here, only us real people, but I understand. (It does not matter what you open with guys, but for all things Pink and Squishy, just freaking open. She had a puzzled lok on her face and I was like, yeah it figures that anyone who plays with monkeys is not going to get it. I think she got it becuase she started to crack up. Anyway to make this long blog post short, her name is Vicky, she’s home for the holidays and I have a day two on New Years Day. She loves blogging too, but do not ever give a girl your going to be having sex with your blog address until after you do her.

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