The other night I was with some friends and I was attempting to figure out how these guys weren’t getting laid. They all seem to be good looking guys and while they might be shy, they are all cool people. Being shy, if used correctly, can work to a mans advantage. Women love men who are interesting, while at the same time will drop their panties quicker than you can fuck-sauce, for a guy who is mysterious. A solid foundation in either instance will work for the man.
One of my friends, lets call him Jimmy, the jelly fish, is a great dresser, stylish and up with the latest trends and fashions. He already has an advantage on me, because he is physically fit and goes to work out daily. He is able to build solid rapport consistently with women and I never see him fearful of approaching women. Everything a guy looking to better himself in the social dynamics realm would hope and strive for. But what’s wrong with the picture?
The other night while in a bar I really was wondering why a bunch of my friends were not getting laid. Then it struck me like the sting of a jelly fish bite on the beach while trying to enjoy the sun and sand. It was his fucking handshake! It was like shaking the hand of a jelly fish. Dude, you want to be ALPHA, you work out, you like pussy right? Get a fucking handshake that says I’m a man!
Holy fuck, your handshake sucks dick and screams beta. Now I understand why you keep telling me that chicks are asking if you’re fucking gay. DUDE, with a shake like that I wonder how you can grip something important, like your dick, when you’re trying to guide it into something wet, squishy and pink. There I’ve gone and done it again. Pissed off the world and not a care in the world for me.
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