Los Angeles Police reveal SHOCKING Michael Jackson child pornography plot! In a scandalous development the Los Angeles District Attorney has learned that Michael Jackson, in his last will and testament, has left himself to the Lego Corporation. It has been determined that Jackson, known to have undergone extensive plastic surgery, is 98% plastic. In the conditions of his will, Jacko will be melted down into the beloved Lego toy and only sold to boys under the age of 12.

A District Attorney source, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that it will be the only time Michael Jackson will be able to have little boys everywhere play with him without fear of lawsuit. Looks like Jacko is having the last laugh on us and he didn’t even have to entice anybody with large sums of money. In fact he most likely will be coming out on top in more ways that I care to comment on.

Lego company spokespersons say the toy will not create any type of chocking hazard but are recommending parents thoroughly wash the toy after each use. When asked what color the Jacko Lego will be the company spokesperson said: “White, of course!”

A parody by JunkyFungus: This is a fictitious news story and is only a joke and not meant to be taken serious at all.