My confidence and expectation has been through the roof lately with women. I have been able to obtain the numbers of pretty young things in a matter of moments, but herein lies a major flaw in the social interactions. It’s almost comical how my ability since I have declared that I am no longer a PUA, but rather a life artist. It’s amazing the paradigm shift this has had on me. I have been able to do what I thought impossible, but I’ve also discovered why I never did it.

Now I know, if I’m getting the number in 15 flat, there’s not enough attraction being built. The other day I got a number in 15 minutes and today I called to a disconnected number. LOL, whats even more interesting is how she will handle it when I go back to sing Karaoke next Saturday. I mean there goes her tip, haha. I’ll never give up trying but realize as good as I am, I still need to build proper comfort. Even so, I’ll still go for the number or more if possible. So far my record for a one night stand is 47 minutes of attraction switches.

I’ve gotten some pretty eye raising comments from some of my fellow friends in the Pick-Up community when I tell them that JunkyFungus has quit Pick-Up and will pursue life instead. Many of my friends kind of looked at me as if I had 17 eyes. One friend threatened to slap the holy bejesus out of me, another commenter said I finally figured it out, and yet another screamed “Yes, Yes” and it wasn’t even during sex. Actually the last one was when I was on the phone with her and I think I might have gone a little bit deaf.

What amazed me most was that there were two trains of thought when I announced my intentions. One, from 99% men was of astonishment and near anger. How could I do something like this? Was something messed up in my inner game? Did I have a brain tumor I was wearing a hat to hide? The other 99% females was it’s about time! You must have figured out woman really want romance, blah, blah, blah… Yeah I’m listening to that CRAP!

First off I didn’t say I was going to roll up my cock and put it away somewhere in cold storage. I didn’t say I was going to stop fucking every chick that met my fancy, and sure as hell I aint stopping loving that wonderful Pink and Squishy, warm and wet, soft and enveloping area of a woman us men call a pussy:). I’m not sure what idiot dreamed all this up, but fuck, get your head out your ass. OK enough of the cursing for this blog. One of my goals is to stop cursing so much and start lying more.

Anyway I figured it would be understood why I was leaving PUA behind and start thinking more forward, but I was wrong. You see, to me Pick-Up is very limited in its thinking. I mean I know a bunch of Pick Up Artists that are considered masters in their fields. There are guys who I always seem to really connect with and have an understanding of them more than I do of others. I mean I like Mystery and guys like him, but I can’t say that he would be my friend if we lived close. I wouldn’t say guys like that wouldn’t either but I’m more inclined to natural guys who don’t use gimmicks and tricks to get what they want, but more like people like Alex Alman and Jae Ellis. Some of the nicest guys I have met in pick-up and normal too.

I see guys who attempt to be someone else when they do pick-up, someone fake, just to get laid and sorry my friends, getting laid is all its about. There are times for sex, and yeah I will admit, it most of the time, but to get interesting, you need to be interested. Let me repeat that, to get interesting, you need to be interested. The passionate confident male is always interested in interesting things. Its about taking in what life has to offer and appreciating it. I felt limited with this respect doing pick-up!

It started out as a life lesson when I read DYD from David D and then Mystery. I made that connection that so many of us do. Lets face it, many guys just don’t get it at all! The thing was though as my game got better and better on the outside, I noticed that more and more things on the inside started creeping and crawling until my inner game was filled with creepy crawlers eating at my brain. It almost seems like an oxymoron, but gaming women was corrupting my personal confidence. I believe I was starting to become more and more ingrained into being a pick-up artist rather than living and experiencing life to its fullest.

I have seen so many guys in this niche start to loose their identities in the hopes of becoming a ladies man, but I challenge this notion. Isn’t one of the reasons you got into pick-up was because you were deserving a relationship. Now it just seems like everything you are doing is about gaming, while your personal identity slips away. I have seen many a man, good people, completely change and become someone else. I am not anybody else, I am just JunkyFungus, but a whole lot smarter than I was a couple of years ago. Of course I plan to fuck my way through Memphis, but at the same time I plan to also seek out life.

Stop being something that you aren’t. Don’t let pick up consume your life, let life consume the pick up. Enjoy.

I was talking to massentropy, my wingman, last night about my controversial posting about Jesus being a PUA. Believe me I got some HATE mail, death threats, a marriage proposal, 2 dates and a job offer, but the best advice I got to counter all the hatred spewed my way was from massentropy who put it simple. He said, Junky if you’re going to talk about Jesus, than just make sure you also write about the devil in an equal manner. Well as you all know, at the end of my diatribe yesterday, I promised I would be back to speak about the “innocuous” devil himself, the red headed monster of Hades, the beast AKA Lucifer.

Already my intention to lay into the easy brunt of all jokes, that stupid mother-fucker the devil. He’s a punk ass that doesn’t even look good, let alone know the first thing about how to be a god. Now we already have discovered Jesus was a mPUA and banged his way all across Rome. It was the reason they crucified his ass, but no worries, he came back in three days and laid some more. In fact all through out history Jesus has been reincarnated, take Don Juan, Elvis, Robert Plant, Mystery, me and I’m sure a few others whose names elude me. But the devil, he was an AFC that watched down from the big pussy mound in the sky, looking down on all these mere mortals. That’s the difference my loyal readers: Jesus is a God, the devil is an AFC.

The bible has it all wrong! It’s written to control masses of people and as such they need to control those masses. Have sex, make love, fuck the hoe next stoe, you’ll burn in hell. You should only procreate with your wife and only when you are planning children. We can’t have an army of children who might grow up one day into men and out-ALPHA the king. Too many men in the city means to many conflicting opinions, to many conflicting opinions means war! That’s right kiddies, now sit around the fire and listen and lets listen in as JunkyFungus tells us a story about the night before Christmas. Except its his style and most of you will not want to hear what he has to stay.

The bible was manufactured by man, because man knew how to psychologically manipulate himself. The underpinning of faith runs through the bible. It feeds on mans desire, that if they stay prostrate, tithe, listen to the ridiculous dogmas of man made rules as long as they still have faith, even in the most difficult of times God will shine down on them. Bullshit you idiots. God didn’t make you to look down upon you, he made you to fuck. That’s right the old man in the sky is as big a perv as you know you are.

So now we come to satan, lord of the dark-world. Why do you think its dark? I’ll tell you why! Hell gets all the nasty freaky mother fuckers who wouldn’t make it in this world. It gets the ug bitches you wouldn’t even fuck. The nasty fat skanks whose hands are caked in the cream filling of Twinkies. The wretched, the retards, the losers, the social rejects. Don’t want to end up in hell? Master the game fucker, get your head out your ass, go to the gym, clear up that disgusting acne and get out their and approach. You should be scared as a blond in the ghetto, a straight dude on Castro street whose about to get ass-raped by ten drug crazed queers, a virgin whose boyfriend has ten inches. It should scare the living shit out of you! It’s dark down there for a reason and its not hot either. Its colder than hell LOL.

The religious zealots, who are so fucked up to not even realize religion was to control the masses as a way to not overthrow the king, will tell you the devil is bad. You damn right the devil was bad. He was so bad he couldn’t get any of the millions of free human gash down on Earth. I mean he was the most beautiful angel in all gods creation. He was made in perfection and I’m telling you was also the biggest AFC I ever met. Yeah I met him a few times. He stared back at me for years as I watched my friends fuck every piece of tail in town while me and satan whacked off to porn at home. I watched through his eyes and cried myself to sleep as all my girls had their legs pinned behind their ears. screaming as they were fucked to high-heaven.

That’s what satan wants you to do, thats why he’s associated himself with rape. He can’t get that shit on his own, so bitch got to go and rape someone. When he was in heaven looking down, he’d be the angel standing in the corner with his arms folded, not making eye contact, a sad frown, his dick properly tucked between his ass-cheeks. All the while God was getting Mary pregnant with a true ALPHA, Jesus.

Lucifer tried to get the minions to go against god and would preach, its not right. Don’t have sex, don’t corrupt that chick, don’t tell her to shop at Vickies Secrets, don’t, don’t, don’t! He would bitch, like a whiney three year old all day, moping around crying himself to sleep. But he was horny, he was very horny and jerking off wasn’t cutting it. So one day he got up the balls and started reading himself some DYD by David D. He learned cocky funny and thought he was ALPHA. He challenged the ALPHA himself and got PUNKED! God had enough of his shit and cast him and his minions off the great pussy mound in  the sky straight out of Compton, err I mean heaven. Although you will most likely want to believe god sent his ass to the asshole of the world, you’d be wrong. Nope the asshole would have significant usage for other things besides shitting years later when JunkyFungus came along. So God cast lucifer into the armpit of all humanity. Smelly, hairy and not really useful for sex.

I give you the story of Jesus – mPUA and satan AFC, for your own salvation my child. Don’t believe the hype of religion and think that everything good and godly in life like fucking and sucking, smoking and toking, drinking and umm whatever it is that rhymes with drinking, are bad. That was the devils great deception. Yup another way to control the masses. Things like rape and murder, now thats some serious bad shit and by default only a true AFC would commit those crimes. But sex? Sex is the way of the ALPHA, the OMEGA, the way of the mPUA. Yes my friend go and be like Jesus and fuck the living hell out of all the women you meet. You’ll be god-like to get the “hell” out of them and save a soul. I mean after all god put them hear for our fun. It’s OK, when you get to the big Clit in the sky, tell them JunkyFungus sent you.

Another saved soul!

Massentropy and I decided we were going to go out Salsa dancing. I was going to pimp my peacocking out to the max and wore Khaki dress slacks, brown belt, shoes, and socks, a natural colored “Cubavera” Cuban button down shirt, with inlaid flowers on each side of the front. To top it all off I wore my weaved straw Cuban hat by Sean John (P-diddy). If I had a better tan and a bigger beard I would have passed for Castro. God I was beautiful. I met Massentropy at Kohl’s where he had picked up a white pair of slacks and a burgundy button down shirt. It’s a good thing for him I’m not gay or I would have done him right there in the parking lot. We both were looking like Salsa Kings!

We had plans to eat some Mexican food to keep in touch with our hot Latino flair for the evening. We went to Los Reyes on Stage and Covington Pike. When we arrived the hostess was very cute. Great body but she needs to eat some hot dogs before going to bed so she can gain some weight in her ass. It was nice and there was no way I would have kicked her out of bed, but she needed some meat back there for the pushing.

With most hired-guns I usually do direct openers and plow with cocky funny throughout the night. It works well for me. I said to her that she was very cute. I am certain that nobody has said this to her before as she lit up with a big smile and said thank you. She said she got her looks from her mom, who obviously (Damned 20/20 hindsight) was standing right next to me when I said this to her daughter.

She raised an intelligent daughter, who probably saved my life from the wrath of mom. Of course she gets her looks from mom, who BTW was no slouch for a Mexican lady. They usually plump up, bet she had a nice figure. I bet you if dad was standing there she would have told me to run for my life. I don’t believe there would have been appeasing dad and he would have surely killed me and fed me to the donkeys.

I asked my Mexican Beauty her name, which now eludes me completely, and I sensed she was younger for some reason. She told me she was 17. Blasted laws. If she was only 18 I could have had her more ways than you can have a taco. Massentropy suggested I put her in the friend zone and encase her in glass so that I would have some fresh Mexican pussy when she turned 18. She was spicy, but like I said she had a skinny ass and that took her down an entire degree of hotness, not to mention the fact she was 17.

I eat there often for lunch as the portions are unbelievable and prices are wonderful so there will be other opportunities. I’ll find out when her 18th birthday is so that I can properly corrupt her.

We then went off to meet up with catalyst and headed to the Salsa club. I learned a little as typical of us to be late. There weren’t really a lot of sets there, at least nothing special. It was funny because during the lesson the instructors told us to pair off with a lady. I noticed the one who I thought had the hottest body and walked right up to her and held out my hand for her to take it. She looked at me and said “NO!” I don’t believe she was being cruel or bitchy, she just had a boyfriend, who she spent most of the evening with. In my AFC days I never would have approached her anyway for fear of rejection and then when she did reject me it just didn’t matter. After all she wasn’t rejecting me, she didn’t even know me. It was just that she was attracted to me and that scared her.

As the night progressed she was sitting at the table next to the dance floor and yet kept turning to “glance” at me. We made eye contact on several occasions and she walked by brushing up next to me on several occasions. I’m sure she was confused why she was hot for me, but had her man there with her. She probably couldn’t help herself because an AFC would have made sure not to look at her after her crushing “NO,” but I made sure I had strong eye contact.

The most humorous event of the night was when I was talking to catalyst when a cute blond slipped in behind me and stood at the bar. I wasn’t even aware she was there. I’m talking about the girl who rejected me to catalyst when all of a sudden he opens me with the “5 oceans.”

Strange, I’m not attracted to catalyst, I wonder when he became attracted to me. I was a bit uncomfortable with him trying to seduce me, but then I realized he was talking to the blond who slinked in behind me. Whew, for a minute there I was concerned I’d have to hit him with a beer bottle to knock his senses back into him.

After about a couple of hours there we all decide we’d rather be opening sets than Salsa dancing. IMHO it’s a great place for a day 2, but I don’t see it as a PU venue. I thought it was weak for sets and wasn’t going to offer many opportunities. I made friends with a guy who knew everybody and danced with all the ladies (social proof) and he said it got crowded around 1 am.

We took the trolley back to Beale and the trolley driver wanted to fight us. He told me he was going to take my head off and I AMOGed his ass right back. I believe he was trying to pick-up on the only passenger, a woman, when we got on. He wasn’t going to be the tough guy at my expense and I so let him know that.

It was then off to BuckyStars to get some water for me. I opened Mother/Father SOLID HB9 daughter who were here from France. I sarged and flirted with mom and she was really into it. I built solid DHV with stories of my time in Paris, Europe and Martinique (a Caribbean French controlled resort). Mom and dad were into JunkyFungus, and daughter was making strong eye contact.

My philosophy is if you can get the value built with mom and dad they would be OK with sarging of daughter. I had mom and dad laughing and sharing stories all the while I was ignoring daughter. I could tell she was feeling inadequate in the group. She was probably used to being the center of attention, but who was this great looking man ignoring her? She was in the mist of a Junkyfungus sarge and she was week in the knees.

All of a sudden I watch as catalyst comes from standing by my side walk around the mother and go over to the daughter and try to open her, in the middle of my set! OMG, what the hell does he think he’s doing? She apparently didn’t like the attention either cause she shrugged of his statement of she looks bored and moved to dad and crawled under his arm. She actually saved the set and showed better wingmanship than my wing. (Side-note: I talked to catalyst about this after the set and told him he can never just try and steal my target because she looked bored or for any other reason. That doesn’t fly, but like I said that was cleared up, but this is a field report).

Just so anyone who reads this understands the whole idea of a perfect sarge is make your target qualify herself to you. It builds massive attraction when the center of all the attention is ignored. My set was back on track. I shifted into now paying some attention to the target and she moved back away from dad and took two steps into my space. She was smiling and giving some serious body language IOI’s.

Here’s the freaking kicker! Mom was obviously a PUA herself and knew exactly what was happening, cause she made it a point to ask me if I knew how old her daughter was. I negged her by saying 12. She was freaking 17 too! What the hell kind of conspiracy was this?

We chatted some more and I knew it was over right there. I may be a dirty dog and if I was in Europe I would have f*closed the daughter, but being that we were in the states and that leads to jail I politely ejected.

My GOD, if only you could have seen how hot this chick was!

It was then off to Hard Rock where one of the servers practically cursed me out for asking her why she was wearing so much mascara. I was non-reactive, but just as stern in my IOD right back at her, which promptly got a high-five from Frohawk, the bartender. The server walked off shouting something in anger.

From there it was time to go home.

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